Milky Way VI ➾ Jayme Gordon
"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”" said by

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

So excited for college ❤️

(via he-jira)

(via fakenasty)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns